Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward
a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his
hands together
at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist
and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.
'Oh, no, I-I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a
few minutes,' the man
replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping
his hands together at his groin. This could be a major law
suit in the
making.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to
help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,
loosened his
pants and put her hands inside -- this was serious, no time
for discretion,
she had to apply her medical skills immediately.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long
moments
and asked 'How does that feel?'
He replied, 'It feels great, but I still think my
thumb's broken.'
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